PLEASE click on "FULL DESCRIPTION" below to see all the details on this item and the COMBINED S&H COSTS.
IF YOU PURCHASE, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL US WHICH STYLE OF BULLSHIT PROTECTOR YOU WANT (General Purpose or Country First) EITHER AS A NOTE WHEN YOU ORDER ...AND/OR... BY EMAIL ASAP AFTER YOU PURCHASE.
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*****WE ALL HAVE FREEDOM TO SPEAK *****
***HOW ABOUT OUR FREEDOM TO NOT LISTEN TO BULLSHIT***
*GREAT FOR BUSINESS MEETINGS ~ ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE THE BOSS*
***GREAT GAG GIFT ~ BRAND NEW***
**READY TO USE OR GIVE AS A GIFT**
***PLASTICIZED FOR DURABILITY***
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These unique BULLSHIT PROTECTORS are a great way to protect yourself from your spouse, Boss, Worker, Friends, or Republican / Democratic / Tea Party politicians, and/or any self-proclaimed pundits.
These BULLSHIT PROTECTORS are BRAND NEW ; MADE in the USA ; and and come from our supplier in three different designs as shown in the photos. Each set of Bullshit Protectors is plasticized to help protect it from dirt and moisture (and ...eggs if you really get somebody mad). They all come with a “NO BULL” Guarantee (…LOL...) which is clearly marked on the top.
This sale is for ONE (1) Set (left and right ear) of ONE Style of BULLSHIT PROTECTORS. PLEASE TELL US which style of Bullshit Protectors (General Purpose or Country First) you want. You can ENCLOSE A NOTE in the order when you pay through PayPal or you can email us immediately after you purchase.
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This item will be shipped using USPS First Class Mail (2-3 Day Delivery within Continental US). Items shipped Internationally will use USPS First Class International Mail with a US Customs Number. A shipping notification email will be sent to the Buyer when the item is shipped with the Delivery Confirmation and/or Customs Number. WE SHIP THIS ITEM TO US AND CANADA ONLY.
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IMPORTANT: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ENCLOSE A NOTE when you pay or send us an email TO INDICATE WHAT STYLE OF BULLSHIT PROTECTORS (General Purpose or Country First) YOU WANT!!!!
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NOTE: We offer COMBINED S&H for purchases of 2 or more BULLSHIT PROTECTOR Sets.
For the Bullshit Protectors here is the combined shipping cost scale:
1 item - $1.99 S&H ($3.79 S&H CANADA)
2nd Item - $1.40 Additional for S&H ($2.79 CANADA)
3 or more items - $0.90 Additional each for S&H ($1.99 CANADA)
So if you are interested in purchasing 2 or more Sets, we can handle it two different ways:
(1) You can email us before you purchase to tell us the QUANTITY and TYPE of PROTECTOR you want so that we may send you a PayPal Invoice with the combined S&H costs noted above.
or
(2) Just pay the total amount shown on your eCrater Order and we will refund the difference between the combined S&H costs noted above and what you actually paid. The difference in costs will be refunded to your PayPal account.
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IMPORTANT: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ENCLOSE A NOTE when you pay or send us an email TO INDICATE WHAT STYLE OF BULLSHIT PROTECTORS (General Purpose or Country First) YOU WANT!!!!
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IMPORTANT: IF YOU PURCHASE, PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL US WHICH STYLE OF BULLSHIT PROTECTOR YOU WANT (General Purpose or Country First) EITHER AS A NOTE WHEN YOU ORDER ...AND/OR... BY EMAIL ASAP AFTER YOU PURCHASE.
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